"Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."

"Your pen is our business!"

hahaha! is this site for real?

not a chance:
"IMPORTANT ORDER UPDATE

We have recently confirmed two cases of swine flu occuring on an island within 5km of our own.

It is important that our island and its inhabitants remain healthy and safe. For this reason we are temporarily limiting all inbound and outbound seaport activity. All shipments are temporarily suspended. Customers with open orders will be contacted."

and

"Just tell us a little bit about the size, color, texture, and taste of the pen you’re looking for,"

Wait, "likes it" means YOUR post, not the link, right?

Yeah, there's something a bit too off about their content...although rather hilarious in its own way.

I hope it's not some sort of link scheme where one day...bam! porn...

If so I apologize.

I'm assuming that they mean Pen Island not penis land...